It is my belief that as soon as I close my eyes to go to sleep I gain super hearing. Basically, I'm like Daredevil, except I didn't have to get blind first (is referencing Daredevil nerdy? I don't think so). Once I got on that thought, I decided I clearly therefore had the capacity to be an excellent superhero. I could go to the scene of a crime, lay down to take a nap, and hear everything! Fool proof. I would be right up there with the super hero who has x-ray vision as his/her only power.
(If I could draw this is where a picture of our super hero gang would go)
So the two of us, me (Super Sleep-Time Hearer) and x-ray superhero (Cancer Man?), will travel around as the most efficient crime fighters ever! I'll hear the bad guys super hard, and x-ray superhero will give them cancer. Good plan? Yeah, definitely a crime deterrent. Naturally, x-ray superhero would be my sidekick. Maybe we could be joined by some other superheroes and form some sort of league for justice. I'm not sure of the details of the other superheroes right now, but I'm sure we'll be awesome at stopping crime.
This post would be at least ten times more awesome if I could just illustrate it. Maybe after finals are over I'll consider illustrating the adventures of Super Sleep-Time Hearer and Cancer Man. Anyway, what was the point of this post? Oh yeah, so I hear ridiculously well when I'm trying to sleep. I can feel my sanity fading as noises I hear continue and show no signs of stopping. Basically, I'd probably be pretty easy to drive completely insane in a matter of days if I was trying to sleep and stupid noises would never ever stop...That's probably Super Sleep-Time Hearer's kryptonite--insomnia caused by too many noises at night. Cancer Man's kryptonite is that he gives people cancer, so...He feels kind of bad about that.
This post brought to you by: the fact that I often can't fall asleep because of all the stupid noises I miraculously hear! They're like, right on the edge of audible too, which somehow makes it so much worse.
(If I could draw this is where a picture of our super hero gang would go)
So the two of us, me (Super Sleep-Time Hearer) and x-ray superhero (Cancer Man?), will travel around as the most efficient crime fighters ever! I'll hear the bad guys super hard, and x-ray superhero will give them cancer. Good plan? Yeah, definitely a crime deterrent. Naturally, x-ray superhero would be my sidekick. Maybe we could be joined by some other superheroes and form some sort of league for justice. I'm not sure of the details of the other superheroes right now, but I'm sure we'll be awesome at stopping crime.
This post would be at least ten times more awesome if I could just illustrate it. Maybe after finals are over I'll consider illustrating the adventures of Super Sleep-Time Hearer and Cancer Man. Anyway, what was the point of this post? Oh yeah, so I hear ridiculously well when I'm trying to sleep. I can feel my sanity fading as noises I hear continue and show no signs of stopping. Basically, I'd probably be pretty easy to drive completely insane in a matter of days if I was trying to sleep and stupid noises would never ever stop...That's probably Super Sleep-Time Hearer's kryptonite--insomnia caused by too many noises at night. Cancer Man's kryptonite is that he gives people cancer, so...He feels kind of bad about that.
This post brought to you by: the fact that I often can't fall asleep because of all the stupid noises I miraculously hear! They're like, right on the edge of audible too, which somehow makes it so much worse.
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