Thursday, May 9, 2013

Late Night Wisdom

I am stress-loopy. I have this crazy thing to lay on you. Lay it all out there, man. I like saying man lately. You man (I meant to type mad, but I'm going to just leave man there, cause come on man), bro? (Pronounce "bro" like "bra") Anyway, so I was sitting there thinking and something occurred to me.

Love is love.
Butt is butt.
Foot is foot.

Wisdom. Wisdom, man. What do those three things have in common? Tune in later maybe for the answer!

I apologize, I'm just on the edge of this at a point where I know this makes no sense but don't care.

Edit: Has been almost one minute, is later. What do they have in common? They all have four letters. Also they're parts of the body or something. Except love. But like, love is love man. It's love.

Edit 2: Is raining. Is thunder lightning? They're the same thing but not, you know? Like, what if I said thunder is lighting. Is that wrong? Am I the sound I make if the sound I make if a result of my existence? ...I might be some sort of genius philosopher. Look out! I declare that all gum is  impossible to generalize. Good day! No, good night. I should be asleep. I typed ass. It was funny. I didn't laugh. I'm on stress-crazy. I walk around twitching. Too late now. Too late to walk around twitching.